my mom is so annoying
the other night
she came up to tell me she bought cheese for me
Mom: I want to build a fire. Is that weird?
Dear Best Friend,
Holy shit, best friend! we have the same birthday! ok so other than that, i siriusly can’t imagine my life not knowing you. i know that might seem a little dramatic, but it’s the truth. you love harry potter with the same overwhelming intensity that i do, you’ll jam out to Goo Goo Dolls with me (and know the songs that weren’t on the top 10 charts!), you laugh with me (not at me) when my mom’s dancing around the kitchen, you crack stupid jokes with me that nobody else laughs at, and idk what else to say. you’re freaking amazing. OH! and we make y-u-no jokes all the way from point A to point B no matter where we’re going or when. and they’re usually HP-related, of course:)
i wuv yoo, emlaayy!
our theme song? - “Dressed To Kill” by Landon Pigg.
Hey you. are you there? are you alive? you never told me you were going out-of-town or camping or anything. you’re not replying to my messages. i havent heard a word from you and it’s been 2 days. knock knock! anybody home? i really hope that your mom didnt find out about us and isn’t letting you communicate with me. i love you and i hope you’re okay.
Let’s see what you’ve done to piss me off in the past few days:
And last but not least,
I want to get the fuck out of this house.
well this isn’t really a rant. more of a jtlyk kind of thing.
Michael’s going to Jackson, TN. That’s 8 and a half hours from Worthington, OH (aka my prison). He’s going to get there this saturday and im not leaving until tuesday evening.
SO. i say to my mom, after discussing many a remote possibility for meeting up: “Hey mom… you know… I think that Sunday would be a fantastic day to drive down to Jackson, TN.”
Mom: Why? who’s there?
Me: … Michael.
Mom: Hahaha! That’s funny, Ellie.
Mom: Did his mom say she’s okay with you two?
Me: No, he hasn’t told her yet.
Mom: Well he should find a way to deal with it. He’s old enough.
Me: Mom, do you have any idea what his mom would do if she found out about us?
Mom: No, I dont. But I’m sure that he can handle it.
Me: She would take away all ways for him to communicate. She’d probably make him delete his facebook account, take away his phone, and probably plenty of other things, too.
My mom pretended not to hear me and walked out of the room.
My options are as follows:
That last one’s not a very good option. At all.
“Why don’t you date somebody funny?”
“He looks not good on stage.”
“All the hot ones are idiots.”