Posts tagged mom

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Posted 2 years ago
holy fuck
my mom is so annoying
the other night
she came up to tell me she bought cheese for me
wtf?!
GREAT MOM!
boyfriend
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Posted 2 years ago

it’s a beautiful, 60-degree, sunny day outside….

Mom: I want to build a fire. Is that weird?

Dad: Yes.

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Posted 2 years ago

Day 1

Dear Best Friend,

Holy shit, best friend! we have the same birthday! ok so other than that, i siriusly can’t imagine my life not knowing you. i know that might seem a little dramatic, but it’s the truth. you love harry potter with the same overwhelming intensity that i do, you’ll jam out to Goo Goo Dolls with me (and know the songs that weren’t on the top 10 charts!), you laugh with me (not at me) when my mom’s dancing around the kitchen, you crack stupid jokes with me that nobody else laughs at, and idk what else to say. you’re freaking amazing. OH! and we make y-u-no jokes all the way from point A to point B no matter where we’re going or when. and they’re usually HP-related, of course:)

i wuv yoo, emlaayy!

our theme song? - “Dressed To Kill” by Landon Pigg.
Hands down.

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Posted 2 years ago

Hey you. are you there? are you alive? you never told me you were going out-of-town or camping or anything. you’re not replying to my messages. i havent heard a word from you and it’s been 2 days. knock knock! anybody home? i really hope that your mom didnt find out about us and isn’t letting you communicate with me. i love you and i hope you’re okay.

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Posted 2 years ago

Hey mom? Fuck you.

Let’s see what you’ve done to piss me off in the past few days:

  • Not let me go to see the school play even though my friend’s going to be there and i never see her.
  • Say Michael’s “not a real boyfriend” and that he’s just a “placeholder” for when I find someone “better.”
  • Not let me play or sing one of my favorite songs just because you don’t like the first two lines of the song. (P.S. I’m gonna sing it anyway while you’re not home)
  • Say “that looks so terribly amateur” when I showed you the song from A Very Potter Musical that I wanted to do with Emily for a scene night.
  • Say “I don’t like that song. You should find better choice in musicals” when I said I wanted to do “Let’s Go To The Movies” from Annie with Emily for another scene night.

And last but not least,

  • Act like you care when you clearly just don’t.

I want to get the fuck out of this house.

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Posted 2 years ago

sorry guys: RANTING TIME!

well this isn’t really a rant. more of a jtlyk kind of thing.

Michael’s going to Jackson, TN. That’s 8 and a half hours from Worthington, OH (aka my prison).  He’s going to get there this saturday and im not leaving until tuesday evening.

SO. i say to my mom, after discussing many a remote possibility for meeting up: “Hey mom… you know… I think that Sunday would be a fantastic day to drive down to Jackson, TN.”

Mom: Why? who’s there?
Me: … Michael.
Mom: Hahaha! That’s funny, Ellie.
Me: What?
Mom: Did his mom say she’s okay with you two?
Me: No, he hasn’t told her yet.
Mom: Well he should find a way to deal with it. He’s old enough.
Me: Mom, do you have any idea what his mom would do if she found out about us?
Mom: No, I dont. But I’m sure that he can handle it.
Me: She would take away all ways for him to communicate. She’d probably make him delete his facebook account, take away his phone, and probably plenty of other things, too.

My mom pretended not to hear me and walked out of the room.

My options are as follows:

  • harp about not being able to go down to TN and hope she changes her mind
  • not say anything and hope she surprises me and takes me down (highly unlikely)
  • run off and take a bus down to Jackson (also highly unlikely), though I could threaten it

               or

  • WAIT A WHOLE OTHER 9 MONTHS TO SEE MICHAEL IN IDAHO THIS SUMMER.

That last one’s not a very good option. At all.

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Posted 2 years ago

Beth’s Words of Wisdom

“Why don’t you date somebody funny?”

“He looks not good on stage.”

“All the hot ones are idiots.”